Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 26, 2018

he’s over his debit card limit.

The other arm of his government is on the line!

It’s his spousal security administration call.

Before you go – just time for a concession speech – and one for the road!

The Warden wants to see you.

…and on the way home, take down your damn campaign signs!

Obviously fake news. Pour me another one.

Sometimes (in the old days) “the cheese & kisses”….rhyming slang for missus

Whew – Predilection for boilermakers (“Pittsburgh breakfast”) can and has been grounds for impeachment/divorce.

It won’t hurt when I fall down from this barstool…

And those self-same checks n’ balances just rode into Congress to do same.

and we sure know there an NO check and balances on the women….we sure do….

He’s reached her limit

She Who Must Be Obeyed has given her ruling. Now I would _advise- that you consent !

If he doesn’t come home she might impeach him.

My Bitter Half…

I see he’s having a little touble-and-striff with his checks-and-balances.

I’ve always wondered about the law that closes bars and liquor stores on election day. They force you to stay sober to vote for someone who’ll drive you to drink for the next four years. . . .

Trump said the phone was rigged.

He threw a check,and was unbalanced ;)

That would be Judge Judy.