Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 08, 2019

Luv you Wiley

Pooping – highly underrated!

Danae, it’s your personality and everyone wants a piece of it. You are the Bette Davis of the comics.

This suggests a new Kentucky Derby strategy. Train a horse to take the lead and then poop while running.

People can poop while we amble too…..but someone always complains.

My horse likes to stop. Also, never seen em do it at a trot or better

I believe someone on Jackass did at one point. Or it was a video on Rediculous. Either way, it was hilarious to watch.

Lucy would be quite upset if Danae pooped while they ambled.

“Beautimous” – I like it!

We can poop as we walk, we just don’t practice enough between the ages of 2 and whenever.

We don’t need no stinkin’ business!

Well, with only the horse to know, Danae could poop as they ambled too!

But can he pee standing up?

Can he write his name in the snow?

He came in first !

is everybody minding their own stinkin’ business?

I’ve never tried it [don’t want to] but suspect it could be done.

LOL. One of my daughters in her horsey phase said something like that “I like them because they can walk and poop at the same time.”

Grew up on a farm and us kids would ride a retired cow pony. We weren’t allowed to use a saddle, too heavy for us anyway, usually rode two at a time, and were never to tie the reins together. When we fell off, as we frequently did, the reins would drop and the well trained horse would stop and look down at us. If a horse could roll its eyes, that one did.

Never let there be a Marvin crossover strip.

actually, i am pretty glad that i can control my bowel movements. granted, if that were a universal human condition then it would be interesting what kinds of social mores, tech, and techniques that we’d come up with to accommodate that.

Do you poop while you amble? I’m asking for a friend.

Ah, the old reoccurring poop while walking/ambling gag. Danae never seems to get it.

Horses and other animals can because it won’t be likely to hit their legs. We on the other hand squat.

I ambled, lonely as a cloudThat floats on high o’er vales and hills,When all at once I saw a crowd,A host, of golden daffodils;Beside the lake, beneath the trees,Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.And I pooped as I ambled. {Apologies to Mr Wordsworth}

Sometimes all you need to feel better about life is a good poop.