Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 30, 2020

For those of you concerned about Wiley’s health, this was his response.

Thank you for your concern. I’m fine, just getting some extra time work on something special coming up in the Sunday editions starting at the end of May. Don’t want to spoil it for you

It never was. But he is a thing, for sure!

Feng Steve?

She’s taking social distancing to the extreme.

How’d she manage to move the fat slob

Never buy an armchair with casters.

I’ve moved on to dung shui. That’s the ancient Chinese art of getting your s—t together.

Whenever Mom would say she wants to get old and useless stuff out of the house, Dad runs and hides.

♩old and in the way, that’s what i heard them say…

Shh. Sit back and feel the chi flow.

It seems to only be Feng Shui if you pay someone else to do it for you. Otherwise, it’s known as straightening up the house.

Feng Shui is a “thing”, you aren’t…

She forgot to put the “FREE” sign above him and his chair.

I don’t think Chinese would enter any structure that was not built on the earth dragon’s back. Feng shui is essential.

Even if it’s not a thing, it seems likely it’s just improved a lot inside the house.

Get rid of all things that don’t spark joy.

Not sure I would mess with a woman who can pick up a chair with a fat man still sitting in it.

. . . do you enjoy “crossovers”? lol! :)

https://www.gocomics.com/thebigpicture/2020/04/30?ct=v&cti=1539101

She’s “Marie Kondoizing” her house…

Suddenly, he’s compost.

It is to her.

Feng shui is just more superstition from a country where many people subscribe to numerology (including lucky and unlucky numbers), ancestral spirits (including burning “ghost money” so the dearly departed will have something to spend in the afterlife), Chinese “traditional” medicine (which is to say, worthless if not outright harmful quackery), acupuncture, “chi” force (and the need to “align” it), reincarnation, lucky colors, and Chairman Mao’s Little Red Book.

But hey, if capitalists can make money off of it, you know it was eventually destined for America.

Free to a good home.

“As is” and “No return”

If it doesn’t bring you joy, get rid of it.

You’re harshing my mellow.

Looks like a Marie Kondo thing

She’s going to get in trouble over toxic waste handling.

Muriel has decided to redo the decor. He no longer contributes to the ambience

I’ve been married for 47 years. There have been a few times when I felt that I was on the curb with the trash!

Isn’t that how we got saddled with COVID? Chinese Feng Shui virologists, trying to rearrange virus genes in the proper manner to increase their efficiency and flow.

See? It’s all that negativity that forced her to kick you to the curb!

If she’s strong enough to have carried him and his chair out there .. I wouldn’t mess with her and if she was smart enough to convince him to carry the chair out there then he deserves to be put outside lol

Just straightening the house up.

I don’t think she said Feng shui to him…..

Dr. Phil: Time to put that boy to the curb!

Does it feel any better to be “Marie Kondo’d” out of the house?

She Marie Kondoed him.

Looks like he got KonMaried!