What I find funny is how clueless they all are. When T*um* won in 2016, the Dems were annoyed for sure. Had a protest or few and then moved on. Fox, etc told everyone to accept it – “We won”.
Now that the shoe is on the other foot – they have now had an 8-month hissy fit with no end in sight and they can’t see the irony. Personally, these last few months is the best proof ever why the Electoral college has outlived its usefulness and needs to go in favour of a pure majority.
I believe there was DEAD PEOPLE VOTING, the problem is they voted for BIDEN! Democrats are great at getting out the DEAD PEOPLE VOTE. They overstepped here and the truth will get out. The DEAD PEOPLE VOTE IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. Sit back and learn how they have refined their cheating.
W-A-A-A-Y Off (political) topic but a great funny read is a book by David Macaulay titled Motel of the Mysteries. Explains a lot about our civilization. I’ve always wondered how future archaeologists would explain staples. . .
Kansas City really won the Super Bowl. They were ahead 3-0 then all of a sudden out of nowhere – later on, all these other points started mysteriously appearing on the board.
We demand a recount. Illegal players played but only for the other side. The scorekeeping software switched points. There were people on the sidelines giving WATER to the participants.
It’s odd that they are doing ANOTHER “Recount” simply because of the delusions of one fat, orange old moron who has a hard time counting past 5 in the first place!!
How long before the Trumpies go from “We don’t believe in this election” to “We don’t believe in elections, period” and try to establish a dictatorship openly instead of covertly?
Please please please cite names, states and affiliations. Other people are giving proof of their comments. These are lies that have been told to you by a person who will never accept defeat in any of his life’s endeavors and you can’t see it for the fog of misinformation swirling around you. Pull yourself up and search for the lighthouse of truth so this country can heal!
Like lots of old candy sellers, Nutter Buttercup still thinks he holds a major share of the market, when he actually has been moved from cash register aisle to store room. He’ll always be a stale leftover from an earlier time, occasionally brought back to the public eye by someone who cherishes old but useless memories.
So the creator of this strip believes asking for a recount is the end of civilization? And if the candidate backed by the creator of this strip loses and he asks for a recount due to irregularities, that is not just ok, but in service of democracy? Can you see the inconsistency here?
GOP should look up the concept of “diminishing returns”. Each recount, which would have no effect on the election, and finds little or no voter fraud, makes it less likely they will be elected next time, either.
…or follow the U.S. Constitution and its election challenge / certification process just like the Democrats have done in past general elections with no negative media “conspiracy theories”…unless of course your candidate lost due to her own created hoax of Russia, Russia, Russia and you want to remove a duly elected president vis-a-vis impeachment over a nothing burger conversation with Ukraine, unlike then VP Joe Biden openly bragging about threatening to withhold financial aid until and unless Ukraine dropped their investigation into then VP Joe Biden’s crack smoking son Hoover Biden…is it any wonder how your own rank foot tastes or the shoe fits so tightly…
The demmys recount (down) the Republican votes.The Republicans recount 5he demmy votesThe Republicans end up accepting The demmys ed up refusing to believe the could in any way possibly get less than 135% of the total, voting and non voting, population of the universe
willispate over 3 years ago
ok. throws a granite block at 1 of the voters NOW what do you have to say?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder what happened then on Jan 6th.
eolan59 over 3 years ago
Did they wear red hats?
feverjr Premium Member over 3 years ago
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
EasternWoods over 3 years ago
If your side is allowed to have recounts until you win, does the other side then get recounts until they win again? Be careful what you wish for
Alexander the Good Enough over 3 years ago
Just keep counting until you get the right(-wing) answer! Trying some imaginary numbers might help…
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks like Danae (and Lars) were there at the end…
Scorpio Premium Member over 3 years ago
What I find funny is how clueless they all are. When T*um* won in 2016, the Dems were annoyed for sure. Had a protest or few and then moved on. Fox, etc told everyone to accept it – “We won”.
Now that the shoe is on the other foot – they have now had an 8-month hissy fit with no end in sight and they can’t see the irony. Personally, these last few months is the best proof ever why the Electoral college has outlived its usefulness and needs to go in favour of a pure majority.
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Dunno about civilization, but can we kindly investigate why civility suddenly collapsed?!?
mr_sherman Premium Member over 3 years ago
Blame it on Lars.
Nate England over 3 years ago
RUSSIAN COLLUSION!
Doug K over 3 years ago
Just recounting doesn’t solve the problems of finding out …
… how all of those votes got there and where they came from,
… how some went to vote only to find out that they had already voted,
… how so many votes seemed to appear almost out of nowhere,
… how a precinct could have more votes cast than the number of registered voters in that precinct.
Qiset over 3 years ago
Yes, when liberals take over it marks the end.
pinktoe over 3 years ago
A bit childish: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours
keenanthelibrarian over 3 years ago
Well, all I can say is – the more things change the more …
TXWit Premium Member over 3 years ago
I believe there was DEAD PEOPLE VOTING, the problem is they voted for BIDEN! Democrats are great at getting out the DEAD PEOPLE VOTE. They overstepped here and the truth will get out. The DEAD PEOPLE VOTE IS ONLY THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. Sit back and learn how they have refined their cheating.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago
So, Lars was in on it? ;-)
mikeyman over 3 years ago
Let’s see how they build back better. I’m scared.
jessie d. over 3 years ago
Voting Republican twas what did it.
1953Baby over 3 years ago
W-A-A-A-Y Off (political) topic but a great funny read is a book by David Macaulay titled Motel of the Mysteries. Explains a lot about our civilization. I’ve always wondered how future archaeologists would explain staples. . .
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Waste of time, money and they know it! It’s a stall tactic, a deflection, mean while they do something else evil while no one is looking.
marklylepayne over 3 years ago
Cheetojesus cult members still drinking the Kool-Aid of stupidity.
dflak over 3 years ago
How much is two plus 2?
Accountant: 4
Engineer: 3.999 .. oh heck, we’ll call it 4.
Lawyer: How much do you want it to be?
GOP: We’re still recounting.
Lenavid over 3 years ago
Well, we’re running out of MSM conspiracies. They keep turning out to be true.
dflak over 3 years ago
Kansas City really won the Super Bowl. They were ahead 3-0 then all of a sudden out of nowhere – later on, all these other points started mysteriously appearing on the board.
We demand a recount. Illegal players played but only for the other side. The scorekeeping software switched points. There were people on the sidelines giving WATER to the participants.
[Unnamed Reader - 2f9f9e] over 3 years ago
Looks like it’s about time for this strip to move over to the Political Cartoons section. The Left side of the page.
Masterskrain over 3 years ago
It’s odd that they are doing ANOTHER “Recount” simply because of the delusions of one fat, orange old moron who has a hard time counting past 5 in the first place!!
Michael G. over 3 years ago
The discontent of the poorly educated and easily gulled.
DM2860 over 3 years ago
So it started in 2000?
JosephShriver over 3 years ago
https://twitter.com/djcalligraphy/status/1404191210630041603?s=21
bmiller Premium Member over 3 years ago
Exactly, because they didn’t get one their civilization collapsed!!!
Iseau over 3 years ago
Probably collapsed because the recount never occurred or was suppressed by an alien regime.
rugeirn over 3 years ago
How long before the Trumpies go from “We don’t believe in this election” to “We don’t believe in elections, period” and try to establish a dictatorship openly instead of covertly?
chief tommy over 3 years ago
We could be in the final days of democracy because of our ignorant repub friends
rusty231 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Please please please cite names, states and affiliations. Other people are giving proof of their comments. These are lies that have been told to you by a person who will never accept defeat in any of his life’s endeavors and you can’t see it for the fog of misinformation swirling around you. Pull yourself up and search for the lighthouse of truth so this country can heal!
johnschutt over 3 years ago
Yup. Immorality.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Like lots of old candy sellers, Nutter Buttercup still thinks he holds a major share of the market, when he actually has been moved from cash register aisle to store room. He’ll always be a stale leftover from an earlier time, occasionally brought back to the public eye by someone who cherishes old but useless memories.
DennisH2 over 3 years ago
So the creator of this strip believes asking for a recount is the end of civilization? And if the candidate backed by the creator of this strip loses and he asks for a recount due to irregularities, that is not just ok, but in service of democracy? Can you see the inconsistency here?
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
GOP should look up the concept of “diminishing returns”. Each recount, which would have no effect on the election, and finds little or no voter fraud, makes it less likely they will be elected next time, either.
Holden Awn over 3 years ago
Because they moved from representative democracy to direct democracy, and learned that government by opinion poll is too unstable to work.
Will E. Makeit Premium Member over 3 years ago
…or follow the U.S. Constitution and its election challenge / certification process just like the Democrats have done in past general elections with no negative media “conspiracy theories”…unless of course your candidate lost due to her own created hoax of Russia, Russia, Russia and you want to remove a duly elected president vis-a-vis impeachment over a nothing burger conversation with Ukraine, unlike then VP Joe Biden openly bragging about threatening to withhold financial aid until and unless Ukraine dropped their investigation into then VP Joe Biden’s crack smoking son Hoover Biden…is it any wonder how your own rank foot tastes or the shoe fits so tightly…
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
Well they were so sure that dead people were voting, they are still investigating….
bakana over 3 years ago
In those days, Politics was simpler. They just Murdered their opponents.
DrHawkeye over 3 years ago
My God! You got it right! And through the l,,,,,,,,,,,
aussie399 Premium Member over 3 years ago
The demmys recount (down) the Republican votes.The Republicans recount 5he demmy votesThe Republicans end up accepting The demmys ed up refusing to believe the could in any way possibly get less than 135% of the total, voting and non voting, population of the universe