Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 09, 2021

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    That’s a big win. You now have England’s first ski slope.

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    Kurtass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Just be glad he finished it.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    That’s the FIRST move in the dance. Considering who it’s for, though, I suspect that it’s not the last one.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I know a few contractors like that.

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    It seems more like a lose-lose to me.

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    in.amongst  over 3 years ago

    The crocs in the moat might consider hiring a lawyer.

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    WGillete  over 3 years ago

    And so, the awning was invented.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    I wouldn’t stand under that thing if I were him.

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    parallel2 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The first bridge to nowhere?

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    EasternWoods  over 3 years ago

    After the " Contractors Cafe " the other day I suspect Wiley has a recent experience

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Let’s call it your lucky day.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 3 years ago

    Typical fly-by-night contractor.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    Don’t think I’d be standing where the king is.

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    dot-the-I  over 3 years ago

    Too bad that his rep as a contractor hinged on this pivotal project.

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    potfarmer  over 3 years ago

    Perfect pandemic entrance.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    let’s just call it a draw…

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    rugeirn  over 3 years ago

    I see him in my crystal ball, hanging headfirst on the wall.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This is what happens when you outsource your castle maintenance to the kingdom of ID.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Umbra is the Latin word for shade. Therefore, did the king take umbrage over the new bridge?

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    awcoffman  over 3 years ago

    Compromise: A process in which no one is satisfied.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    The First IKEA Kit!

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    christelisbetty  over 3 years ago

    In 100 years or so the McConnell’s would have moved to North America. Where in 2021 Mitch could proudly tell the people of Kentucky they were going to get a butt-load of money, that he voted AGAINST giving them. “The art of compromise” indeed.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 3 years ago

    The contractor has escalating prices.

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    Cactus-Pete  over 3 years ago

    I don’t get it. What’s the compromise?

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    EasternWoods  over 3 years ago

    This is what happens when you go cheap on a contact. Wonder if this is the contractors revenge.

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    franki_g  over 3 years ago

    Draw bridge

    and so he did, in Wiley style

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    Bittermelon of Truth  over 3 years ago

    Did the king feed the crocs with the contractor afterwards?

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    bakana  over 3 years ago

    Just move the door Up to meet the drawbridge.

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    mikeywilly  over 3 years ago

    Its good to be the king. Fix it or lose your head!

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