Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 09, 2021

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 3 years ago

    Lawyers !! What would we do without them ?

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    marilynnbyerly  about 3 years ago

    Both teams need to spot that common enemy and squish him.

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    HidariMak  about 3 years ago

    No offense to football players, but why are they more capable of understanding and accepting wins and losses than others? And would inflicting a couple of CTEs help the losers to realize that they’ve lost?

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    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    Announcer: Well folks, with any luck, we’ll be able to get this bowl game going by July

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    in.amongst  about 3 years ago

    The Rest of the World would like to sue the US for calling this sport “football” – when it is clearly “handball” at best! And secondly, RoW would also like to sue for 1st degree murder of the English Language.

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    Amazingly the US is not the most litigious nation.

    “When you think about the 10 most litigious countries in the world, many people would immediately think of the United States of America (US). However, the Land of the Free only comes in at number 5. Germany is the top nation in the world for litigious behaviour. Sweden comes in at number 2, Israel is at number 3, and Austria number 4. The field is rounded out in this order: The United Kingdom (UK) at number 6; Denmark at number 7; Hungary number 8; Portugal at number 9; and France at number 10.”

    https://www.jurorsrule.com/10-most-litigious-countries-in-the-world/

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    strictures  about 3 years ago

    Obviously, the visitors are Re Thug Licons!

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    dot-the-I  about 3 years ago

    Rider: “Injunction withdrawn if the kickoff be made with a bowling ball instead of a football.”

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    1953Baby  about 3 years ago

    Lawyers and football. . .two things I’ve managed to avoid all my life. . .

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Hey, if we keep letting them get away with it, what do they have to lose?

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    carlzr  about 3 years ago

    Why would a federal court have jurisdiction?

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    Masterskrain  about 3 years ago

    I’m surprised the “Visitor’s” player’s number wasn’t 45…

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    KEA  about 3 years ago

    any day now

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    calliarcale  about 3 years ago

    With this tactic, football will finally be able to have games lasting as long as cricket matches. :-D

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    ncorgbl  about 3 years ago

    According to the classic ‘Barney Miller TV show, Season 6, Episode 15 titled ’The Child Stealers (1980) a time traveler from the year 2037 tells Harris that lawyers were outlawed in 1998. Given the circumstances in 1998, I think it did happen and we just didn’t notice.

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    thelordthygod666  about 3 years ago

    I’ve always believed in the suggestion from Dick the Butcher.

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    Pickled Pete  about 3 years ago

    Watch Judge Judy occasionally, and I swear half the litigants are on disability.Not surprising though, when half the lawyer commercials are about if you’ve been turned down for disability..

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    To increase the excitement, NFL is considering adding a twelfth player in the Litigator position.

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    mwksix  about 3 years ago

    “The receiving attorney demands a re-kick!”

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    Plumb.Bob Premium Member about 3 years ago

    A third of the fans in the stadium swore out affidavits that the coin toss was rigged.

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I guess the name of the Visitors is: The Republicans

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    Walter Parmantie Premium Member about 3 years ago
    I always thought that Football needed lawyers instead of refs to debate the thousands of non-sensical rules. They still have problems determining what a ‘catch’ is.
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    schaefer jim  about 3 years ago

    Yeah, what we would do without them! I would hate to think about it too long!

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    boltjenkins1  about 3 years ago

    I see the home team is the Raiders

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    hagarthehorrible  about 3 years ago

    Lawyer jargon galore.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 3 years ago

    Ole Bill Shakespeare had the right idea.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Our Congress “at work”.

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