That’s pretty clean. Mine has multi colours, ( from painting many rooms ), splotches from dropped rollers and brushes, spilled paint from pouring and a few tiny hand prints from the occasional little helper. It should sell for a fortune
This is exactly what I think of art “experts”. You can show them any old picture and they will go on and on about motives, moods, etc. Even if a 5-year-old stepped in paint and ran across the canvass.
Somewhere, in the last couple of days (I think it was here at GC) someone said that Jackson Pollack’s paintings exhibited many characteristics of fractals, whereas “mere” splatters do not. I didn’t do any research on that, but can report the anecdote that I seldom see anything worth looking at on drop cloths… and find Pollack artwork at least moderately more interesting.
A few years ago, a couple of teenagers left a pair of glasses on the floor of a modern art gallery, and watched as patrons gathered around and took pictures of them.
Back in the 90’s, one of the government buildings in Atlanta (I think it was the Richard B. Russell building, but I’m not certain) was renovated. During the clean-up afterwards, the cleaning crew threw away a paint drop cloth. Well it turns out that the drop cloth was actually a $100K painting the government had commissioned for the building. The artist threw a hissy fit when he heard; my question was always, if art is indistinguishable from garbage, is it really art?
Saw a Pollock video of him spreading painting on a 4×8 plywood sheet. He was located in some backwoods cabin where the only access was by float plane. When the his painting was finished [how does one know?] he called in for pick up. Turns out the plane was too small to hold the full board. He just power sawed it into 4 pieces 2’x 4’ each, stacked them in the hold and sold each for the price of the full sheet. Now that’s art.
In a local brewpub that showcases local art & music I contemplated a rectangular piece that apparently was just painted white, no other color. Took me a few minutes to realize it was an acoustic panel for the performers!
When I was a very young man, I learned a very valuable lesson about art. An artist friend of mine was exhibiting some of his paintings at an open-air exhibit in Washington Square in NYC. He showed me two paintings and asked which I thought was the better painting. I selected one and he informed me that, in his opinion, I was correct. He’d labored for weeks to get it just right.
He put a $50 price tag on his masterpiece and a $500 price tag on the inferior work that he’d dashed off without much effort. He bet me that the inferior painting with the high price tag ($500 was a lot of money in those days) would sell first.
Of course, he was right! That painting sold on the first day of the show.
The other painting with the bargain price never sold. ( Years later, I learned that it eventually was sold in a gallery for $7,000. )
Art is in the eye of the beholder. The value is what the market will bear. The irony is that many artists nearly starved to death, while they were alive, but now their works are worth millions.
In college, some friends and I pulled a similar stunt. It took the art department a couple days to figure out it wasn’t actually an “official” display.
There is an episode of Dr Who, where John Cleese and Eleanor Bron are in the Louvre staring at the TARDIS and going on about how wonderful of an art object it is. Suddenly the doctor and his party rush in and the TARDIS disappears. Both are even more in rapture with the piece.
Art is an expression of life. It doesn’t require you to like it. The critic, the ignorant, and clueless reveal more about themselves than the art they are hating on. Even “bad” art has some merit, just maybe not to you.
Art experts are the easiest to fool, as they are often looking for things that really don’t matter.
There is no right or wrong in art, though some of us may not understand what you like, it doesn’t mean it’s not good art. Same as, if you don’t like what I like, it doesn’t make it bad art.
I don’t have many real paintings, but my favorite is an unsigned painting on the back of a very old beechnut tobacco cardboard box that an artist painted for my Great grandfather. Thinking around the mid 1920’s. Story goes, they guy said he was an artist and he’d paint something for a drink. I have the painting. Don’t know if they guy ever got famous, the paint is cracked as cardboard is not the best thing to paint on. It’s titled Old Oaken Bucket. Don’t tell my mother, because I have few of her paintings, it’s my favorite. ;)
Many years ago, I visited the MOMA and I step on to a white square. Little did I know, the square was “art”. I had not noticed the red rope around it. I was quickly corrected for my misstep, art is in the eye of the beholder.
eastern.woods.metal over 2 years ago
That’s pretty clean. Mine has multi colours, ( from painting many rooms ), splotches from dropped rollers and brushes, spilled paint from pouring and a few tiny hand prints from the occasional little helper. It should sell for a fortune
Scorpio Premium Member over 2 years ago
This is exactly what I think of art “experts”. You can show them any old picture and they will go on and on about motives, moods, etc. Even if a 5-year-old stepped in paint and ran across the canvass.
Alexander the Good Enough over 2 years ago
I’ve seen a few Jackson Pollocks and, you know, there IS something about them…
parforden over 2 years ago
That’s EXACTLY what my wife says about my art!
Concretionist over 2 years ago
Somewhere, in the last couple of days (I think it was here at GC) someone said that Jackson Pollack’s paintings exhibited many characteristics of fractals, whereas “mere” splatters do not. I didn’t do any research on that, but can report the anecdote that I seldom see anything worth looking at on drop cloths… and find Pollack artwork at least moderately more interesting.
Kaputnik over 2 years ago
I have seen paint and ink spills which I knew to be accidental, but were nevertheless interesting.
Imagine over 2 years ago
When you look up at the night sky, it’s basically the same thing. Can’t beat it for beauty.
jmworacle over 2 years ago
And he’ll get six figures for it.
Enter.Name.Here over 2 years ago
Art is where you find it.
Name? Whose Name? over 2 years ago
Better than any NFT.
nicka93 over 2 years ago
There are many things called art, some of them are actually good.
arolarson Premium Member over 2 years ago
What is that vase doing there? It actually looks like a vase, a usable vase!
keenanthelibrarian over 2 years ago
Funny, though, I rather like it …
jvo over 2 years ago
I hope the Guard signed it
Count Olaf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Even more amusing when one considers Jackson Pollack painted his living room.
Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago
A few years ago, a couple of teenagers left a pair of glasses on the floor of a modern art gallery, and watched as patrons gathered around and took pictures of them.
radical_thinker over 2 years ago
Back in the 90’s, one of the government buildings in Atlanta (I think it was the Richard B. Russell building, but I’m not certain) was renovated. During the clean-up afterwards, the cleaning crew threw away a paint drop cloth. Well it turns out that the drop cloth was actually a $100K painting the government had commissioned for the building. The artist threw a hissy fit when he heard; my question was always, if art is indistinguishable from garbage, is it really art?
Papakillamon over 2 years ago
I vaguely remember this gag from a few years back
Alverant over 2 years ago
Would it matter? The dictionary defines art as, “the various branches of creative activity, such as painting, music, literature, and dance.”
I would say his exposition qualifies and if he finds beauty and emotional stimulation in the drop cloth, why isn’t that art?
sandpiper over 2 years ago
Saw a Pollock video of him spreading painting on a 4×8 plywood sheet. He was located in some backwoods cabin where the only access was by float plane. When the his painting was finished [how does one know?] he called in for pick up. Turns out the plane was too small to hold the full board. He just power sawed it into 4 pieces 2’x 4’ each, stacked them in the hold and sold each for the price of the full sheet. Now that’s art.
david_42 over 2 years ago
Then there was the case where the “painter” couldn’t pick his “work” out when it was pulled from the trash along with two drop clothes.
Pointspread over 2 years ago
In a local brewpub that showcases local art & music I contemplated a rectangular piece that apparently was just painted white, no other color. Took me a few minutes to realize it was an acoustic panel for the performers!
Linguist over 2 years ago
When I was a very young man, I learned a very valuable lesson about art. An artist friend of mine was exhibiting some of his paintings at an open-air exhibit in Washington Square in NYC. He showed me two paintings and asked which I thought was the better painting. I selected one and he informed me that, in his opinion, I was correct. He’d labored for weeks to get it just right.
He put a $50 price tag on his masterpiece and a $500 price tag on the inferior work that he’d dashed off without much effort. He bet me that the inferior painting with the high price tag ($500 was a lot of money in those days) would sell first.
Of course, he was right! That painting sold on the first day of the show.
The other painting with the bargain price never sold. ( Years later, I learned that it eventually was sold in a gallery for $7,000. )
mepowell over 2 years ago
I knew someone who had framed a drop cloth and hung it on the wall because by chance all the colorful splotches made a pretty picture.
petermerck over 2 years ago
At least there’s something to look at. Some idiots have paid big bucks for invisible art.
mindjob over 2 years ago
I’ve always liked the stuff, but this style is in the past. The art world has moved on
Will E. Makeit Premium Member over 2 years ago
and to think that Art degree that cost $100,000 was a waste…
monya_43 over 2 years ago
Art is in the eye of the beholder. The value is what the market will bear. The irony is that many artists nearly starved to death, while they were alive, but now their works are worth millions.
Elisabunny over 2 years ago
In college, some friends and I pulled a similar stunt. It took the art department a couple days to figure out it wasn’t actually an “official” display.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Could be the start of a new career for him. Art is where you find it. His living room must look FANTASTIC!
Call me Ishmael over 2 years ago
“Come, ye sons of Art…
jbruins84341 over 2 years ago
Shades of Jackson Pollock.
wccovill over 2 years ago
I’m truly sorry, but I couldn’t help but think of Hunter Biden"s art work.
AndromedaMike over 2 years ago
There is an episode of Dr Who, where John Cleese and Eleanor Bron are in the Louvre staring at the TARDIS and going on about how wonderful of an art object it is. Suddenly the doctor and his party rush in and the TARDIS disappears. Both are even more in rapture with the piece.
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Art is an expression of life. It doesn’t require you to like it. The critic, the ignorant, and clueless reveal more about themselves than the art they are hating on. Even “bad” art has some merit, just maybe not to you.
Mario500 over 2 years ago
“MoMA”?
anomaly over 2 years ago
It expresses the deep existential angst of house painting.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Grandma Moses.where are you?You are desperately needed.
batesmom7 over 2 years ago
I saw a pricey piece in NYC’s Whitney Museum that was a good sized canvas painted all black. I would have eagerly painted it for 1/10th the price.
GiantShetlandPony over 2 years ago
Art experts are the easiest to fool, as they are often looking for things that really don’t matter.
There is no right or wrong in art, though some of us may not understand what you like, it doesn’t mean it’s not good art. Same as, if you don’t like what I like, it doesn’t make it bad art.
I don’t have many real paintings, but my favorite is an unsigned painting on the back of a very old beechnut tobacco cardboard box that an artist painted for my Great grandfather. Thinking around the mid 1920’s. Story goes, they guy said he was an artist and he’d paint something for a drink. I have the painting. Don’t know if they guy ever got famous, the paint is cracked as cardboard is not the best thing to paint on. It’s titled Old Oaken Bucket. Don’t tell my mother, because I have few of her paintings, it’s my favorite. ;)
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
This toon sum up modern art quit well as a lot of bulls**t.
yimhere over 2 years ago
Gesundheit!!!
Bilan over 2 years ago
If he was painting his living room, why is most of the paint in the center?
boltjenkins1 over 2 years ago
We had our house painted recently, so I can relate.
Imajs Premium Member over 2 years ago
Many years ago, I visited the MOMA and I step on to a white square. Little did I know, the square was “art”. I had not noticed the red rope around it. I was quickly corrected for my misstep, art is in the eye of the beholder.
einarbt over 2 years ago
Brutal, but too often true.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hey, once it’s hanging there, it’s ART!