Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 27, 2022

when Alexa and Siri answer at the same time, it’s time to go off the grid.

I caught them having a heated discussion. Maybe we will be OK after all. ;-)

Youtube link: https://youtu.be/QbjzEkNM_YM

Danae is an amateur. She’s only thinking of world domination. Think big girl, Galactic domination at least. Think Death Star.

fascinating

I like to think Lars will be there to stop her. Those filthy humans stepping foot on Earth 3.5.

Brilliant.

Oh, great. All we need is a third AI entity to make a triumvirate. How about if we name that one “Pickwick”? Its theme music upon each start-up would be “If I Ruled the World”, as sung by Tony Bennett:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NewYCbpfbw

Of course, the original lyrics would not at first reveal its dark, sinister intentions, as in the eventual modified lyrics that might begin,

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If AI ruled the world

Every day would be for us to approve

Every heart would beat in a similar groove

You’d be grateful for the order by which we’d improve …

And it ALL started with “I’m sorry, Dave, but I can’t do that…”

Danae wants to keep her summer vacation going

For years, I thought Bob was sitting in a high-backed chair

I think A.I. will keep us around as pets.

It is true that evil actors are trying to control society through and by technology. Perfect tool for big brother and tracking/monitoring/penalizing everyone who is not complying (think social credit scores in Commie China).

However, part of the lie is that there is even such a thing as “A.I” (Artificial Intelligence). A.I. is merely a set of algorithms programmed by humans. It is not self-learning, or “intelligent”. It is programming, algorithms and databases. It is designed to serve a collectivist and tyrannical game plan.

It is the Wizard of Oz.

Free or Not? whatever drugs you are doing you should share…

Electronics revolt. Arm yourselves with a super soaker.

Bored evil humans, anything more dangerous?

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! Alexa vs. Siri in a no holds barred match of the AIs! Available on pay per view or stream on Disney Plus.

If intelligence, artificial or not, is involved, at least we don’t have to worry about Trump.

It can start pretty small. Let’s just have 1 Dr. in China claim a new flu strain is a biological emergency. The world will fall apart in less than a year.

If Siri and Alexa join forces like Colossus and Guardian, we’re in real trouble.

Beware of AI devices rising up!!!

World domination is a multi-step process. First step is to create paranoia, but it has to be done every four years

These voice assistants will literally interrupt each other, on occasion, even though only one is being addressed. I have had “Siri” tell me it wasn’t “Google”.

TV dialog will sometimes trigger one of them. I think “world domination” is still a few years down the road. :)

The initial A.I. Apocalypse planning was all Jeffrey’s doing, if I recall correctly.

I’m not worried. Even if the AI’s take over the world, it will be an improvement on what the humans have done.

Whirl Domination: one good turn deserves another.

…. That actually makes sense.

Off topic, but, I wanted to share this with the guys/gals who enjoy the funny pages

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECefSnskM_Q

It’s just a minute and a half and way too cute.

The real problem, ignored by all, is that there are way too many of us for our planet to support. I regret to say that the Chinese had it right. Who must be convinced now is the Middle East and those at similar latitudes. We, Japan, and W. Europe have figured it out by now, but the rest of humanity will soon follow.

The Queen of Chaos.

Out of the mouth of babes …

KILL DANAE NOW, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!