Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 29, 2022

A-yeh

It won’t cost us anything. We just have to wait until tomorrow. There’s no way Eddie can keep mum for that long.

I have not heard his tales in a long time, I can’t wait till tomorrow

Anything for a free drink!

Stay tuned in for tomorrows’ exciting episode of Cap’n Eddie’s nonsensical yarns.

Hw do you keep an idiot ins suspense?

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

This calls for a new kind of drink — an “Eddie Cliffhanger.”

Well, we all know how Shaggy Dog stories end, don’t we?

She’s serving coffee. The last two days it has been coffee cups in front of the good Cap’n. Today it looks like liquor glasses.

Well, the tagline of a certain bah-bon is “MAKE it reMARKable.”

Another shaggy yeti story from the master.

Clickbait tall tale-ing.

Bring back Victoria! The marriage would create a great new story line!

Hilary and the lost e-mails!

His stories are worth waiting for.

Just pour me anotha cup, Flo

Yeti tracks following a caribou with hitchhiking penguins. THE PLOT THICKENS!

A penguin, a yeti and a reindeer walked into a bar. The penguin said to the others, “I’m sorry. I thought you saw me when I hit it.”

Th never ending story meets the bottomless cup of coffee.

I’m cutting off Captain Eddie’s cranberry juice.

Eddie knows that there is a process involved in a good story that must be followed.

Tale of 1001 nights?

lose the accent

Try again tomorrow, Eddie. That’s what I’m going to do. :)

I think he’s had too many rounds as is.

If another round is just coffee, it might be worth it.

Flo charges for coffee refills??

His eyes ARE rather odd looking.

Santa of the Himalayas is a Ye-ti!

Few people can believe his eyes.

Aw, c’mon Flo! I can’t wait to see a Wiley Yeti!!!

Hang tough, Flo. The patriarchy ought not to assume they can always get their way at their convenience, just by being fascinating.