Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 01, 2024

The best election year food truck is the one that sells the cream pies when the partisans are protesting against each other on opposite sides of the street.

So these polls aren’t the type you put meat and veggies on for barbecueing, huh? (Even though skewer-ing is being offered)

Sometimes I think it is the pollsters who need to be skewered.

“Sale! Misleading Polls For the Innumerate.”

The proprietor will make a fortune.

Roach coach!

There should be left and right windows

It is working as designed: shift the panel from left to right and, subsequently right to left as needed. With windows, you always feel the pane.

Every politician has his preferred pollster to back him up. Saves having to explain the lies.

That truck isn’t equipped to handle the riots coming, perhaps some armor would help

All polling now is hopelessly flawed as they adjust the results to get the result they want, not the actual results!

“Polls skewed to order”…..I’m beside myself,laughing so hard‼️

All polls are more or less skewed a bit. That usually isn’t apparent until the election they are predicting is actually held.

How about a NO politics food wagon?

I love getting phone polls that are complicated. I tell them if this is a political call disguised as a poll, I’ll hang up on them. They swear it’s not. A surprising number are. I say “gotcha” when it becomes obvious, and I hang up.

Can’t read all the stuff-it gives me a head ache!

Should be renamed to Faux News

Ouch, please Wiley have mercy on us. It’s gonna be a long hot summer. Maybe something that’s actually funny! It’s not like we lack places we can listen to (or view) the constant drumbeat of 2 parties politics

The only poll that matters is the one that takes place on a Tuesday in November.

Unfortunately I don’t think ketchup or teriyaki sauce will help on this one

Polls mean absolutely nothing. Take one every other day and get a different, probably opposite response. Far too small a sample to be of any statistical value.

If you really want my opinion, don’t make me donate to answer your “poll”.

Doonesbury did a take on this using a call center.

Smoke, mirrors, and Vasoline not included. Don’t worry about tipping, you won’t have anything left when they are done with you.

That has to be the first non-partisan anything that I’ve seen all year.

“Can I get an ‘RFK,Jr. Up By 10’? To go.”