Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 17, 2024

I personally find UFO/UAP discussions to be kinda fun as long as the folks don’t get all righteous about their opinions (or mine). But then I like science fiction.

Time travel to the past or future? Maybe the people who built the sphinx were more advanced that we thought and they also built flying saucers. Maybe the sphinx told them how to build flying saucers.

Um, we’re all time travelers.

You haven’t been to Gocomics lately have you?

Wanna hear about the watch face I just made the keeps time like the Romans used to?

Aliens, ghosts, bigfoot; I love those shows. There’s lots of evidence, with several reasonable explanations, so they go with the one that fits their theme. They only want you to think they’re lizard overlords. At best, lizards only change colors. For shapeshifter it’s gotta be octopus.

Time Travelers are filming humorous vignettes among us relatively primitive humans.

Not a problem. Just ask if the UAPs might not be secret government prototypes for craft that use quantum physics to nullify gravitational force locally, without a large body of mass to absorb it. And all the dull roar and drumbeats are to cover up for it.

Bill and Ted had an excellent adventure

The Four Seasons sang about that.

Hello hello anyone home, think McFly, think.

So, today, workers are digging up the ground on our street to prepare for fiber-optic communications. The Dig-Safe markings near my mailbox indicate my irrigation may be in the vicinity. We’ll see how progress incurs a cost…

Let’s leave Chinese hot air balloons and the ridiculous WOKE rebranding of UFOs out of this. Remember when Climate Change was Global Warming and DEI was Racist (among other things) and discriminatory against more competent, better qualified people?

Panel Four: there is no need to avoid politics. In a few weeks the voters of the United States of America are going to elect the first female President of the United States of America. Shortly after the election, the first former President of the United States of America to be convicted of a felony will be sentenced. Since he is guilty of thirty-four felonies, the sentencing process should be both extra long and extra fun to watch!

Here’s a question…let’s say a guy was intent on assassination, and he had laid in the dirt for, I don’t know, 12 hours, would he run away, when someone yelled at him? Hmmm.

Not a political comment, in anyway, more like a, something doesn’t add up comment.

The thing is, UAPs aren’t technology, but we’re not supposed to believe in the supernatural anymore, right?

Then there’s that continental drift thing. (I’m sure that’s some ones fault too. )

I see the racist troll is at it again.

I’d like to talk about the designs of those U.A.P.s. Saucer shapes won’t cut it

Time travel and space travel face the same technological barriers, particularly the need for essentially infinite energy.However, with time travel you at least know that there is something to see when you reach your destination. Space travel is a crap shoot.

Maybe I should try that!

Jim Taiclet, CEO of Lockheed Martin can tell you what UAPs are.

Just because we do not have a facile explanation for a particular process, that doesn’t mean that we should accept any and every crackpot explanation that comes along…

…and, incidentally, if you wish a decent novel about this phenomenon, try, “The Four from Planet Five” by Murray Leinster.

Talk about Issues, that are relevant to your present live. Like how long it will be until you need to switch your wheels for winter tires. or whether your heating is already checked. How to fake happiness with the tie your kid will give to you for Christmas.

U.A.P.’s are just blips in the matrix. Not to worry, the program is getting close to the end and will automatically delete.

Something to talk about. Our overlords think we are really stupid and are probably right. For those that remember, when individual cheese first came out there was a warning to remove the wrapper before eating. I bought a fan belt a while back and there was the warning not to try and install with the engine running. Stupid doesn’t quite cover that.

You’re on the right track guys, talking about the pathetic noise from 2 very mediocre political parties is sad. I think you get the government you deserve, there are elections that matter every year, why are we still listening to 20th century ideas in 2024??? Look in the mirror, if you can put down your little electronic buddy long enough! Happy Tuesday ! ;-)

Well then, why not switch from politics to just plain old Hate Speech?…Works every time!

Time travelers from a previous global civilization that avoided plastic, practiced total recycling and left no remnants behind.

Bartender, 2 more down here, and don’t be light on the bottle. If were going to talk politics, I’m going to need at least a couple.

Not to worry – anytime anyone wants to talk about science fiction I’m here, ready and waiting. Been reading it since I was 12; that’s – let’s see – I’ll have to use my calculator to work that number of years out. Get back to you later …

There was an article in the Saturday Evening Post back in the ’80s saying that they may be humans from the future.

Time travelers would be very cool!

Planets and stars are always moving. If you are aiming for a point in time, you have to have coordinates in space as well. Little pods moving through the planet’s space/time is as good an explanation of UFOs as any.

Perhaps they are Alien Avengers.