Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 28, 2024

B.F. Mike? Was Mike a Big F … never mind

A pitcher could still walk him. His team would need a designated runner.

Statistically speaking…

To rephrase another Yogi Berra-ism: 90 percent of life is mental. The other half is physical.

wiley is a twins fan?

Did they swipe that from Yogi Berra ?

His wife agreed in the beginning that it was For Batter or Worse.

A Red Sox fan, eh?

A Red Sox fan, eh?

Eulogy: “In the face of the inevitable he never balked.”

They’re not burying him very deep… But I guess we don’t worry about grave robbing as much as we used to. A lot of empty graves in Edinburgh because of the surgical college.

Red Sox on Thursday, wait till next year.

Guess he hit his final grounder…

It looks like he’s been sent to the dugout permanently.

Where’s the grave for this year’s Chicago White Sox team? They’re definitely having a season that will go down in history.

The inscribed name could have said CW Sox.