Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 18, 2024

That’s not a star, it’s an asterisk (as in eat at your own aste – risk)

Take Comet and vomit today!

I thought the one star district was Texas.

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Was it one star out of five, or one star out of ten?

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Let’s see if Abbott wants to close the border again.

Don’t question – just believe!

Today’s Special: Spit Pee Soup.

Home of the “All you can hold down” buffet. They have signs posted which read “When eating, please watch your coats, because if you look at our food you’ll barf”.

All you can eat, ptomaine smorgasbord.

What’s an emptor burger?

A cafe called Caveat selling an “emptor” burger? Be afraid.

Feeling lucky? Would that be the Dirty Harry Cafe?

Caveat’s bullet-proof window got penetravit by one “Fluffy biscuit.”

Even the health inspectors must be afraid to go there, since the businesses are still operating.