Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2024

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    C  21 days ago

    Another tragic Stockholm Syndrome victim

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    Superfrog  21 days ago

    We won’t know if he’s a truly successful rescue until you give him back his shoes.

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    Enter.Name.Here  21 days ago

    He’s still planning his escape. Patience, patience…

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    Zykoic  21 days ago

    Still chases cars once in a while.

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    Concretionist  21 days ago

    I presume he’s starting to lose his memory and was actually out looking for his lovely young wife…

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    wallylm  21 days ago

    Mind you, patience and a good regular diet could also help being regular!

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    Ubintold  21 days ago

    I bet she makes him walk the dog.

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    Brockie  21 days ago

    After 52 years of marriage I still am working on a plan to run away, if I had know it was going to last this long I would have said “maybe”…

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 21 days ago

    Who’s a good boy?

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    boniface22  21 days ago

    I remember this one from last time around; still very funny.

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    parforden  21 days ago

    Come on Wiley! Nobody reads the paper anymore. Even the Washington Post is losing subscribers hand over fist!

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    keenanthelibrarian  21 days ago

    Mother always knows best .. so long as he’s agreeable.

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    Indiana Guy  21 days ago

    “If you love someone, set them free. If they come back to you, they are yours. If they don’t return, they never were.”

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    PraiseofFolly  21 days ago

    A Man and His Dog: An old ‘Them Two’ Movement.

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    MS72  21 days ago

    Feed Me. FEED ME!

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 21 days ago

    I remember the movie “Misery”

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    DaBump Premium Member 21 days ago

    Saw it coming, but a fine twist on a classic comic trope!

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    xSigoff Premium Member 21 days ago

    Tell me again what that white thing he is holding in his hands…looks >

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    TexTech  21 days ago

    This cartoon has the same structure as an old Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris pulled the pin on a grenade and threw it. Five hundred people died. Then the grenade went off.

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    shorzy  21 days ago

    :-)

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    Calvins Brother  21 days ago

    Wonder if she gives him tummy rubs?

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    syzygy47  21 days ago

    He settled down after getting neutered. The dog has an appointment for one next week.

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    Smeagol  21 days ago

    Many years ago I adopted a stray GSD, he wasn’t neutered so he’d put his nose up in the air and next thing I know he’d jump my 6 foot fence with a running start. Some female out there in heat. To the vet he went the 3rd time he went awol.

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    gcarlson  21 days ago

    Unfulfilled idea I had for a Rodgers & Hammerstein concert my community choir did – sing “A Fellow Needs a Girl” from Allegro, about a man needing a sympathetic, loving companion to listen to him after a hard day, with my wife and one of our dogs sitting on a bench, then on the last line, “My kind of girl is you,” pick up the dog.

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    Godfreydaniel  21 days ago

    Is either one of them housebroken?

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    mindjob  21 days ago

    Now he’s too fat to run away

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    lnrokr55  21 days ago

    More dumb stereotypes about women and men, gee what could go wrong??? Vote yet? ;-)

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    Bilan  21 days ago

    He’s waiting until it’s safe to go back to McDonalds before he runs away again.

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    willie_mctell  21 days ago

    That’s one of my favorite joke templates in action.

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    Dr_Fogg  21 days ago

    Will they runaway together?

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    eddi-TBH  21 days ago

    Rearing a feral husband is no easy chore.

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