Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 22, 2024

Didn’t Danae make the cut by a “historically slim” margin last Sunday?

Coals in her stocking?

For Danae, not shocking

But pretty sure Santa is able and ready

To give many presents to nice Cap’n Eddie

And also (though this may result in some stares)

A bundle of food for all Wiley bears

Is that Jeremy doing the cannonball in the second panel? Maybe he didn’t notice without his glasses but he may be jumping butt first onto a shark fin surprise!

Wiley musta been in my neck of the woods, and my time! I can remember hitting boys with water balloons!

Love Dad’s “reaction” to too much spice! I like hot sauce, but not sure oatmeal (which I also like) is the proper place for it.

Dad looks forward to Christmas as he has a coal stove for heat.

It’s a good thing for everyone else that Danae and Calvin live in two different comic neighborhoods!

Ohh! A cherry bomb in the bathroom brings back such memories.

Santa has two lists: naughty and boring.

Well, there’s Calvin, and Lio…

I feel such loss for never thinking of perfume in a balloon…so good/bad

Santa does but God doesn’t.

Gotta admit, Danae’s trying . . . very trying. : )

Love this! Merry Christmas, everyone!

¡FELIZ NAVIDAD! to you Wiley!

Thanks for all the humor, art, and incite you have given us!

May your Christmas and New Year be a joyous, prosperous, healthy, and peaceful one.

All the Best, Linguist – Machala, Ecuador

What is it with videoing every moment of one’s life? It’s why people can’t remember being at concerts and such. Their focus is way too much on getting a viral video and their phone screen, than living and experiencing the moment.

Put it this way. If Danae was running for President. I would vote for her.

Merry Christmas Wiley.

Perfume balloons? Nice touch. Try adding glitter.

Danae is toast! Remember that Santa Claus was once a stinky booger-brained boy himself.

yep

Did we ever find out about the true nature of “The Incident”?

Too much spice on the oatmeal foom lol Must have been a Carolina Reaper or the Pepper X

Poor Lucy!! No one seems concerned for her…….except me!

If I had to have two kids, a girl and a boy, Danae and Milo (Bloom County) would be my choices!

Seems like she did more than “slip up”, but nobody was harmed and that’s the important thing

From Santa according to his ability to each according to their merit.

That cherry bomb might be a bit hard to explain to Santa…

The perfume bombs were a new one this year. Danae is always coming up with new material.

She’ll name it “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”.

Good luck, Danae; like cats, you hope they will behave themselves, but NOT TOO MUCH!

Santa always grades on a curve, only thing that makes sense! ;-0

Perfume balloon? Ooooh, that is devious.