Nothing is Not Something by Greg Wallace for November 05, 2016

Most people have that problem, Bradley. They’re scared to death of their own width.

Thank you, Stephen Wright, who made this joke about 20 years ago.

Would that be fear of open spaces? Agorophobia?

He must be really afraid of his wife! ☺

I feel so much better about myself now!!

I’ve always wondered whether people who are both acrophobic and dyslexic are afraid of places with high ceilings.