Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 03, 2004

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The Vicious Smear Campaign Against Jack "Sure, he jumped over a candlestick, but it wasn't even lit!" "Fell down and brock his crown? He barely got a scratch!" "Slayed a giant? HA! It was a cute little elf!" "When he stuck in his thumb, he only pulled out a grape!"