Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 06, 2012

Eureka. Looks like they found it.

It looks to be quite effective…

I think they should find out what causes it and make it into a pill. Oh, wait. Thorazine. Nevermind.

It’s a wonder that no one has invited him to take up an IPO. Now that would cure his optimism.

Send him to the Senate, he’ll be cured in minutes

Cure for optimism. The ability to think.

Well, at least it’s not raining…….

Try a tongue depressor. At least that part won’t be happy.

There’s already a cure (not just a treatment) – it’s called “working in a retail store, especially on Saturdays and Sundays”…

The wasp an snake bites are good for arthritis, the bat reset his slipped disc, the ball pushed in a hernia, the tazer cured mild epilepsy, the glove reset a broken nose. Not sure about the raccoon but it looked cute :)

Why would you want to cure it?

hahahaha XD