Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 16, 2012

Nothing to lose your head over.

I wonder why?

They should have axe-d Tom a question first.

Could of been worse, could of grabbed the Wish Bone brand salad dressing…

They know something you don’t, Tom.

He thought he’d be quite the gay blade.

(yeah yeah, I know.Some of you young pups are saying “What does that mean?”

And the rest of you guys are pretending you’re not old enough to remember.)

Turkey’s ARE the dumbest animal on the farm

Chop that up to poor planning

The truth about Thanksgiving? Axe me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.

Have you ever smelled Axe? It works the same way on humans!!!!

axe and you shall

Don’t get me starten on men’s “colognes”. Nothing smells better than my man’s natural pheremones!

Wattle he do now?

Since it’s a comic!

It’s not the name, it’s the smell. Axe will clear a neighbourhood. That perfume “Opium” will do the same thing. Ugh.