Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 21, 2012

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    margueritem  almost 12 years ago

    Love it!

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    Linux0s  almost 12 years ago

    There was much rubbernecking at the scene.

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    mrbribery  almost 12 years ago

    All is One…All is One…All is THWACK!

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    Ottodesu  almost 12 years ago

    He is holding the wrong end if you want to behead a fowl. You’re supposed to hold the wings and feet in one hand. and the axe with the other. The way shown will just result in a bird running around spurting and stupid, bruising and breaking bones.

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    orinoco womble  almost 12 years ago

    My mother always just broke the neck.

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    Digital Frog  almost 12 years ago

    We used to line chickens up with their necks on a plank and hypnotize them.

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    T_Lexi  almost 12 years ago

    My mom (farm gal from way back) had an old board with two nails in it that she would place on the ground. She’d hold the chicken’s feet in her left hand, place the neck between the two nails on the board with her right hand (thus holding the head still). Then her right hand was free to hatchet the head off.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 12 years ago

    still awkward position

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    James Hopkins  almost 12 years ago

    He really was Off The MarkYEAHHHHHHHH!!!

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