Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 28, 2014

So it was you, Frank?

I just want to say, once and for all, that there is NO cannibalism in the Royal Navy.

Kamino…. and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount….

They can’t serve that sausage every day, if it costs an arm and a leg.

Maybe after a battle…. when they take stock of what they really knee’d.

Make it one time, though, and you’re hooked.

The captain always has an eye out for tasty finger food.

Long-fingered pig

that human flesh would be so much better

aha! that explains why my hot dog had a fingernail attached to it

Gross! Gross! Gross!! (but funny)

“If you’d like some more, Captain, I’ll hook you up.”

Shades of Sweeney Todd and Motel Hell!

His wife was also mixed in.

And now the Captain’s hooked!