Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 15, 2015

I was out walking my shih tzu early one morning and we passed a large deposit before she did her own business. I picked it up and moved on. I was turning to go up the next street when I hear someone shrieking at me. She was screaming that I had not picked up my dog’s mess. I showed her my dooty bag and went on but she kept hollering. So I went back showed her the dooty bag, pointed at the huge pile and my small dog and said “THAT did not come out of my dog. Here I have an extra bag YOU pick it up.” She threw the bag down and stormed off. I guess it didn’t bother her so much after all.