Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 29, 2017

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 7 years ago

    At least the appropriate verb still has four letters.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The briquettes weren’t the only things that got hot!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And look, at four minutes a side, you’re just in time to flip the steaks!

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    I gotta get me one of those aprons!

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    There’s something about a wiener and BBQ sauce that drives them mad.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 7 years ago

    Waaahh ha ha ha ha ha! GOOD ONE

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 7 years ago

    @Walrus, @Brass, and @Whiteheron….great responses!

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    paullp Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I didn’t get this right away, which is distressing to me because I usually have a dirty mind. But my attention was initially focused on trying to understand why there’s a barbecue grill apparently floating outside the window. Having now figured out the joke (and laughed), I do have another concern: why does neither of them look particularly happy? Could it be he “escalated” too quickly?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    Overcooked food could mean no squeal of approval.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I will never look at someone wearing an apron like that the same way!

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    gopher gofer  over 7 years ago

    the right way to celebrate memorial day weekend…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Woo Hoo!

    IT’S SPRING!

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    jandsmusic  over 7 years ago

    They might want to close the curtains!

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