Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 30, 2018

Ummm! Yesterday?

My experiences in the printing industry suggest that the customers always wanted a finished product when they first have an idea for a book.

I prefer Rinsewind’s method involving a half-brick in a sock.

With a sourcerer.

Ask for the audiobook edition of “Joy of Reading” by Charles Van Doren.

Sooner than you may think, madam.

See if they have the e-book version.

Or you could phone a friend. . . like Harry Potter or Hermione Granger!

I love the cat hair on his track suit.

Do what Avatar did to stop Blackwolf! <- really obscure reference

Google it, son.

Witches Be Loco, but Wizards are just plain PSYCHO!!!

Looks like the wizard from The Wizard Of Id has gone off the deep end.