Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 01, 2018

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    She has twigs in all the right places.

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    Kaputnik  almost 6 years ago

    Who knew that evergreens would fall for the deciduous type?

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    PICTO  almost 6 years ago

    He’s just trying to do something about his softwood…

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    It’s not that he doesn’t love his wife….

    He does…. but she never takes her top off.

     

    He doesn’t pine fir a young sapling…. or even give a fig about barking up the wrong tree.

    He just wants to look at some bare wood…

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    “Um, I was googling a poplar website and this popped up.”

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    And here he said he was turning over a new leaf!

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    If you like it so much, put another ring on it.

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    P51Strega  almost 6 years ago

    This just conifirms what she’s always suspected.

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    Melki Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    She’s got junk in her trunk, and some shapely limbs.

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    DanFlak  almost 6 years ago

    I want it keep it PG so I can’t comment on what he’s sprouting.

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    Yeah, sway them branches, baby!

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    Radish...   almost 6 years ago

    Did he Fall for that again?

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    MissScarlet Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I know how she feels. She can never live up to that image.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    He’s gotten into another pine mess.

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    Anters55  almost 6 years ago

    Don’t judge – it could help spice up the marriage.

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    J Short  almost 6 years ago

    He fir-got she was still up.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Treeporn. I’ve never seen so many punny comments on a cartoon before. Kudos to all the comments and commenters. And special accolades to Mark Parisi! Top Marks!

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 6 years ago

    An arborist who’s into L&M — that’s leaves and mulch, for you non-LGBT readers (Lumber Goods and Biproducts of Trees).

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Arboreal Miscegnation!!! Call the Vice Squad!!!! 8^)

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    tee929  almost 6 years ago

    Tree porn-“leaves” little to your imagination

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    bookworm0812  almost 6 years ago

    GASP! What kind of smut is THIS?!?!? I thought this was a family comic! And now it has PORN?!?!?

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    MadiCurrier  almost 6 years ago

    Some times trees just need to get their wood off

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