Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 29, 2018

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    enigmamz  almost 6 years ago

    That’s the worst way to get flipped off while driving.

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    whahoppened  almost 6 years ago

    Now is when you get hurt, getting out of the seat belt.

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    Pet  almost 6 years ago

    Been there….

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    JohnFarson19  almost 6 years ago

    Slip slidin’ away, slip slidin’ away. You know the nearer your destination, the more you’re slip slidin’ away.

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    Stevefk  almost 6 years ago

    GPS: Icy road ahead, recalculating, make a legal tip-up for your car back to upright position ahead in 300 feet!

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    Plods with ...™  almost 6 years ago

    Bad time for a “dad joke”.

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    dsidney49  almost 6 years ago

    Was assigned to Bismarck, ND as a Navy Recruiter back in ’92. Half asleep during a driver training lecture, was startled to hyper-attention when I THOUGHT I heard the instructor warn about “black guys” on the road during cold weather… huuuuuh???

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  almost 6 years ago

    HAAAAA!

    Next up: “Who’s on First?”

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 6 years ago

    Frost impressions.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 6 years ago

    I once had a roommate from Miami who insisted that driving in snow was exactly like driving in sand.After sliding through 2 or 3 intersects (luckily empty) he decided to listen to this boy from Chicago.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Just roll with it.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 6 years ago

    This isn’t like a roller coaster ride.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    ·ʍəıʌ ɟo ʇuıod ʇuəɹəɟɟıp ɐ ɯoɹɟ əɟıן ʇɐ ʞooן oʇ pəəu noʎ səɯıʇəɯoS

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Zonks!! It took me minute to get this.

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    Not Again  almost 6 years ago

    Because I became inverted.

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