Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 18, 2019

I think you should have a good talk with your wife.

Suggests a recent glove affair.

“She’s right-handed and left-handed and underhanded, too

She’s a three-handed woman and she ain’t no good for you!"

-Louis Prima

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDiz-8Erqy8

She must be reading to him from “Le leggi dell’ereditarietà”

Yeah – It does look like the milkman showed up.

I think someone else had a HAND in this

You gotta hand it to her….

She’s managed to keep the affair under wraps so far.

But I think it would be woolly easy to finger the real father….

To cap it off, the kid matches his whole extended family….

even the fringe elements of their set.

They all get ribbed a lot.

If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

At first I didn’t get it, then ohhhh!

Do gloves come in litters? They all look to be the same size.

Adopted

Of course, he/she may have been adopted. There are always lots of single gloves and mittens which need a home.

Make glove, not war!

Wow, I’m slow today. I didn’t get it at all. I think the expression on the little white mitten threw me off. I thought there was a speech bubble somewhere!

the little white glove is saying something……the punchline?

Well, you can’t name all your kids Mitt!

Looks like she was s-mitten by someone else…

“Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.”

Could be recessive genes showing themselves.

He sure is a hand-some little fellow…

I keep trying to come up with something about getting fingered, but everything just seems to go a bit too far…

Very clever, Mark! And comic brought a smile to my face ;)

Proves mittens are warmer than gloves.

Gee-Love, you got something to tell me?

There may have been mittengating circumstances

Do mittens lay eggs or give live birth?

This reminds me of an ongoing gag on “Rowan and Martin’s ‘Laugh-In’”, where we see Fred and Fannie Farkel, and best friend Ferd Berfel, and all the Farkels’ kids look like Ferd Berfel.

Looks more like “Mr. Blue” “shook hands” with “Ms. Yellow”.

Mitt Romney?