Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 04, 2019

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    RobinHood  over 5 years ago

    Especially today

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    mddshubby2005  over 5 years ago

    Don’t be a dud, Dude.

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    Bob.  over 5 years ago

    What does Joy think about it?

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    JohnFarson19  over 5 years ago

    This guy, always shooting off his mouth.

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    Gent  over 5 years ago

    Just keep away from spicy food that may light a fire in your posterior and everything will be all right.

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Be careful you don’t upset him, I hear he’s got a short fuse.

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    Vilyehm  over 5 years ago

    And typically, his fuse is up while her fuse is down.

    But dang it, how did I know which was which without the Gary Larson design glasses?

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    Little Caesar  over 5 years ago

    “The time to hesitate is through….”

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    Zebrastripes  over 5 years ago

    ….and for good reason….BADA BING BADA BANG

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    ljfuson Premium Member over 5 years ago

    & your sister is BANGING on the door! … love your daily dose, thank you & happy 4th!

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    noreenklose  over 5 years ago

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    zeexenon  over 5 years ago

    A spark from The Twilight Zone ignited my slightly more than half finished 1’ “safety” match cracker. Ironically, a 1’ yoke of clotting blood, a fast ambulance ride to surgery, news report freaking out my granny, and facing my pop, all in the mid 1950s left a permanent impression.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    he is on his way to blow his top again, this guy has an incredibly short fuse, be careful dude!

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