Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 22, 2019

“And he’s lazy. He’s messy. He’s… I don’t know how to describe him.

You used to say you liked my “unhurried pace.”

“Ah, oh, and then along came Jones

Tall thin Jones

Slow walking Jones, slow talking Jones

Along came long, lean, lanky Jones."

What’s…………..wrong…………….with…………….that?

She’s married to a deadly sin?

Hope they can work it out. They’re kind of a cute couple. And they almost look alike, too!

I heard he works at the DMV…

That’s probably wise!

Looks like in this alternate multiverse Marvel universe, MJ married the friendly neighbourhood sloth-man.

Like a sloth?

Manana baby…

And you are always rushing about, never relaxing, impatient, pushy…

My sister has a name for my procrastinating nephew. She calls him slothman.

I often compare my walking pace to the speed of a galloping sloth (about 4 mph).

At least it takes the same amount of time for both of you to get ready to go out!

But you said you liked slow and easy.

Stop complaining ! You knew he was slow when you married him…..

Mein Gott it’s me! Slow and steady wins the race.

Don’t picture their consummation; don’t picture their consummation….

He should have known better not to irritate a redhead.

Some marry lust, some marry gluttony, and some marry sloth. Among other things…