Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 08, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    He needs a BitFit instead.

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    At least he’s on track unless he steps it up.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He’s feeling rattled about that.

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    Because, you see, snakes don’t have feet!!!

    On the bright side, he/she reaches their personal best EVERY day!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Steps? LOLOLOLOL

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    John9  almost 5 years ago

    Update to the distance based tracker not the step based one then latch on to a jogger (haha)

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    vics_machine Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You ever wonder if a snake stubs a rib?

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    This thing smells like it’s made in China, so it figures it’s not sensitive to undulations.

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    xpurplezebra  almost 5 years ago

    No way to wiggle out of this one.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Yikes, a snake! Where’s that fat broad from B.C. when ya need her!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Must be defective.

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    Sensei Le Roof  almost 5 years ago

    Step count may not be adjusted for scale.

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    Here's Waldo  almost 5 years ago

    Reptile Dysfunction.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He needs to switch to a slith-ometer.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Just use the GPS.

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