Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2020

It’s probably just some meat market he’s trying to get into.

Since a vampire bouncer can never match an ID because a vampire doesn’t ever have a picture or reflection, how can the bouncer do his job?

1727? Man, how old do you have to be to get IN to this club?

“IT’S A FAAAAKE!”

Mirrors, not cameras, dumbass….

Clearly his job sucks.

He should have saw this coming when he took the job.

That’s one of my ex-bosses. He has no reflection in a mirror.

I vant to drink your bloood…Bleah blaaah

No children of the night admitted without parental consent.

Have barmaid Countess Elizabeth Báthory serve him a Bloody-Mary and send him on his way.

Hey, that’s my birthday too. Not 1727

Funny to see this right after today’s “Lio.”

He’s just a baby!!

Is he a bouncer at a blood bank?

Must be hell to be underaged for all eternity.

Since there is no picture on this license – how do we know it is really you?

he doesn’t look big and stout enough to be a bouncer.