Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 22, 2020

She’s who ‘one size fits all’ was MADE for.

I was at a political meeting one time, when a businessman present was chiding the politician over a government decision that was not helpful to the industry. He commented: “‘One size fits all’ only works for bathrobes.” The woman sitting behind him immediately piped up: “No, it doesn’t.”

We all turned to see a woman who clearly weighed in excess of 400lbs. Now that’s what I call chutzpah!

She’s right. But were you meaning him or her?

But it would be just her luck if they were out of one of the sizes…

I didn’t know that’s what they were called. Reading the comics can be so educational!

Those things are sure popular lately in the comics.

Reminds me of a joke I recently heard: What do narcissistic women and Russian dolls have in common? - They’re both full of themselves.

who knew what a “serafan” was.

Pretty much defines Card Carrying Political Party members and their families. Also analogous to The Great Divide.

You know, I don’t recall any nesting dolls in the Toy Story movies.

Love your level of acute perception, Mark Parisi.