Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 20, 2020

“Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!!!”

The only K9 on 4/20. Dude.

Well, the Mayor cancelled that this year!!

It’s about time you figured that out, Dewey!

I know exactly how he feels….

I have a zero tolerance policy – I do not drive even if I only had one drink. It’s something I started when my sons (now in their 40’s) were little and I’ve kept up with it. It must have worked. The wife and I got several calls telling us that one of them was spending the night at a friend’s house. Even now when we go out with them to dinner, I don’t recall seeing them drink – however, it’s nice to have a beer with your son at home :)

Since I rarely drink in public, many people are surprised when they do see me drink. I usually wind up as the designated driver.

Well this sucks!

What, no dognip??

No Dewey, they really like you as a person, and enjoy listening to your canine perspective. Okay? Now, party! Party!

Hey, numbskull, you are MAN’s best friend!

Who’s a sober boy? Are you a sober boy? Are you? Are you!?

And the fact that Dewey not only has a car but drives is not at issue here?

Donald Trump supposedly never drinks alcohol, so he doesn’t need a designated driver for his golf cart, but I wonder if he has one for his golf game.

I found this hilarious…thanks, Mark. :-)

Those cats are enjoying a special 420 strain of catnip…..

( Click ) Okay, now youz can’t leave.

Remember the rivalry between “Cheers” and “Gary’s Old Town Tavern”? I’m thinking something similar between the Catnip Club and Pooch Cafe. They’d fight like… well, you know.