Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 21, 2020

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    enigmamz  over 4 years ago

    There went Peter Cottontail….. and his family…. and 3 friends.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Reader’s Digest – but apparently, snakes don’t.

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    My biology teacher deliberately fed a snake a mouse a day. Then, after a few days, dissected the snake to show the stages of digestion. That demonstration inspired me to seek other fields of science.

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    RAGs  over 4 years ago

    This ’toon reminds me of the story about a very thin high school girl who swallowed a grape and three guys in her class transferred to other schools.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    It’s al about moderation, right?

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What do you suppose that snake ate?

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    dflak  over 4 years ago

    My mom and my aunt would do this. They would visit the doctor once a week and get their blood sugar levels checked and then go across the street to the diner where they would have food they weren’t allowed to eat (and didn’t) for the rest of the week.

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    Vilyehm  over 4 years ago

    The snake swallowed a sex toy?

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    A poodle every now and then won’t hurt you.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    I wouldn’t want to be around when he done digesting….

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    kurosawa_koji  over 4 years ago

    I dont get the joke, :(

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    There are foods that make me wish I could just unhinge my jaw!

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Hmmm, come to think of it, I never saw a morbidly obese snake. But, now I’m hungry for a 1950s version Hostess cupcake.

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