A had a coworker who wanted to open a pet shop specializing in reptiles. Reptiles are great pets. They don’t eat much and they don’t shed. Well, the snakes do, but it’s only one piece.
When I was married we had a soft, comfortable chair covered with a textured fabric, and a white cat, who claimed the chair as hers. My wife’s mother stopped for a visit, wearing her nice, black pantsuit, and sat in the comfy chair. When she got up to leave it almost looked like the chair cushion was stuck to her backside. It must have taken 15 or 20 minutes to vacuum, brush, and lint roller most of the cat hair off of her.
i_am_the_jam about 4 years ago
“It was the turtle, officer. He bit my toe.”
oldpine52 about 4 years ago
And you don’t even want to know what the parrot did on my shoulder.
mddshubby2005 about 4 years ago
Fur goodness sake – how ever can we shed any light on the real culprit of this hairy crime?
Vilyehm about 4 years ago
The real joke to the cartoon is that the officer forgot to dim the lights and the two way mirror isn’t working.
Meg: Cute as a Button... The ON is important! about 4 years ago
Worst. Lineup. Ever.
dflak about 4 years ago
A had a coworker who wanted to open a pet shop specializing in reptiles. Reptiles are great pets. They don’t eat much and they don’t shed. Well, the snakes do, but it’s only one piece.
He planned on calling the shop, “In Cold Blood.”
RobinHood about 4 years ago
Who is Keyser Söze
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Oooo the HAIR-manity.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 4 years ago
The usual suspects, lol!
KEA about 4 years ago
uh, aren’t the suspects supposed to be similar?
Andrew Sleeth about 4 years ago
Was there ever any doubt?
l3i7l about 4 years ago
When I was married we had a soft, comfortable chair covered with a textured fabric, and a white cat, who claimed the chair as hers. My wife’s mother stopped for a visit, wearing her nice, black pantsuit, and sat in the comfy chair. When she got up to leave it almost looked like the chair cushion was stuck to her backside. It must have taken 15 or 20 minutes to vacuum, brush, and lint roller most of the cat hair off of her.
NaturLvr about 4 years ago
Love the “who, me?” look on the cat’s face. :-)
zeexenon about 4 years ago
Obviously the critter looking at the LASER light dot.
The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m not sure, it was kinda dark. Could you ask them to purr?
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 4 years ago
That’s what happens when you sturtle a cat.
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
must be awful getting picked up by the fuzz…
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
They’re profiling.
Widdershins about 4 years ago
Cat: “I’ve been framed. It was the dog!”
stevenxfiles over 2 years ago
I love the look on his face!