Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 30, 2020

You ever ponder the fact that a stick figure is neuter unless it is poorly drawn?

It’s a stuck stick figure.

Mr. Stuck has to really avoid dogs.

Uh oh, better keep him on suicide watch! The last guy to display these symptoms was caught playing ‘Hangman’.

At least you don’t have to stress about your weight like me.

I don’t know. I’d think it’d be pretty nice to be able to eat whatever you want and still maintain a thin figure.

“Are you sure you can afford therapy?”

“YES! I’m not poor, I’m just drawn that way”

Stick with it, man!

Don’t give up. I’ve seen plenty of stick figure families on the SUVs around here…

True, but look at the money you save on clothing!

GO FIGURE just runs away from his issues.

But you won’t ever have problems being over weight.

The stick figures in xkcd are anything but simple. Maybe he should put in for a transfer.

On the positive side you have a future in restroom doors.

Is that Bob?