Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 01, 2020

I have sometimes worried about collapsing outside the Met and having CPR performed on my by and opera singer.

Skeletor. We meet again!

When I see a skeleton in the doctors office, I always wondered how they got the full skeleton out in one piece.

“Well, he DID stop choking, amirite? …Up, up, and awaaaayy!”

LOL! Bare bones funny!

A slippery character.

Worked with a person who was taking a public speaking class in the evening. She gave a speech on the Heimlich maneuver and got a “C”. She was quite disappointed. The next class, another student stood up and said he wanted to thank her, he was eating in a restaurant and was able to use the maneuver to save another diner who was choking. The instructor decided to change her grade to a “A”.

Well, at least he’s not choking anymore, right?!

Reminds me of the first Cracked magazine cover I ever saw. It did not make me want to see more.

To quote that famous moose, Bullwinkle, “Didn’t even know my own strength.”

I see the skeleton, but where did the rest of it land.

I’m still laughing out loud! No caption needed on this one. Great job!

Hilarious

That was a lot funnier than it should’ve been. LOLOLOLOL

LOL

I can see this scenario had several delicate challenges to present without misinterpretation.