Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 18, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    Rudolph therein no’s wine, deer.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I thought Rudolph’s rosacea was alcohol-induced.

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    OK, so if he’s not drinking, what is he doing in a bar? Surely he’s not there watching the other eight getting tanked?

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    Besides, he already so drunk his nose turned red.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Oh. one more little hurt can’t drink anyshing.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Rudolph turning down a drink? Ha ha, he sleighs me.

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    Hooligan918  almost 4 years ago

    Rudolph, you still have a week to go. Have at it!

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    They used to have a navi-gator, but they fired him, because he tried to eat the reindeer.

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    mistercatworks  almost 4 years ago

    That’s why he’s never invited to play any reindeer drinking games.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Not to worry, you’ve been replaced by GPS.

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