Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 03, 2021

You’re just an in-dentures servant now.

Crown him with many crowns …

I’m just intrigued whether talking teeth have teeth inside their mouth.

Be true to your teeth, or they’ll be false to you.

Do I need to floss my teeth? Only the ones you want to keep.

This is what I call “a sweet tooth”!

And, where do they go to every night, and why don’t they ever invite you to come along?

Quit the chatter.

Coming to a Dentist near you! “Invasion of the Tooth Snatchers”

more implants than teeth

…Larry Veneer? I may have gone to school with him…

Its my birthday today!

The Stepford Teeth! Argh.

I thought they were Pacman ghosts.

Sort of the reverse of impostor syndrome.

How did you not notice?

I can really bite into this. I did two years in dental school but it was not a good match.

Nothing but the tooth.

He’s full of wisdom. Move em’ to the back.

False teeth?

They look disturbingly … hooded. I doubt it was Mark’s intention, but a certain sign of “phoniness” nonetheless.