Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 19, 2021

He’ll be exhausted by the end of the day.

No bag or box? Boring.

You forgot paper bag and catnip.

Better take the toes off the list. You won’t be happy if you attack mine, kitty.

My daughter’s cat will remain motionless for hours, so I question if it’s even alive. Personally, I think it’s a pottery cat!!!

Catify?

What, no Sylvester singing in the alley?

The only thing to never appear on the list is Cat Toy

And no ball or mouse on a string and laser light.

His claws are showing….

Post-It-Notes

A ticklish man should never go barefoot around a cat that’s discovered the power she wields in the furry crown of her head.

GE can opener.

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Toes? I’m glad mine never got attacked.

Add “Invisible” flies

My cat plays with hair ties that miraculously show up on the floor. She also has the pompom from a winter hat that she bats around from time to time.

Not a bad playlist.

But missing is…

Where to hide the Richard III.