Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 20, 2021

Why bother?

He is pink. He has sprinkles.

He is going to go first.

Definitely gonna need over-ear headphones.

In one ear and out the other.

Don’t be a Twitter Fritter Quitter!

Dangnabbit. They donut fits me.

well that’s a waste of money.

Yeah, i can relate… my ear holes are too big for those Apple ear buds.. And the over the ear hooks don’t fit either. Looks like someone would come up with custom “fitted, moulded” cushions for ear buds …. like they have for kids who have tubes and need to keep water out of their ears.

Reminds of all the comic anthropomorphic animals that would put their headsets around the side of their heads while their ear were on top.

Pretty in PINK……but dont get this

Do-nut use these.

yeah, they don’t fit in my ears either (for the opposite reason)

Eyesight getting worse, got some earbuds so I can listen to books. Now all I have to do is get the things set up and connected with bluetooth. Unfortunately this involves reading a lot of fine print directions..now where is that dang magnifying glass!

Holey Roller.

And what would a doughnut listen to? Jelly Roll Morton?

Half a century ago, we kids carried transistor radios that had a single earphone that you stuck in your ear, and after fifteen minutes or so of listening, it was coated with sweat and earwax.

I don’t understand why anyone would want to have those in both ears all day. On-the ear or over-the-ear headphones for me.

Who thinks of these things?

How long would Mr. Do-Nut last in a police station?

I wonder who thought of loose earbuds. I bet a lot of us just can’t use them because they fall right out. I bet it was just a clever way to make more money when people had to go out and buy new ones to replace the ones they lose.