My loving wife got 2 kittens a few months before she died and they have been trying to “help” me join her since she then because the run in front of me and stop and they run down the steps and “hide” trying to trip me. They also jump down on me when I am in bed and seem to land in my groin area most of the time and that isn’t fun either.
The other night I had my left foot knocked out from under me whilst going up the stairs. One of the sisters came running out of the dark at the top of the stairs, bounced off my foot and continued on down. Fortunately I grabbed the railing and stayed upright.
tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago
Since “sat on a wall” is canon, I think what really happened is that the cat swatted him off.
jasonsnakelover over 2 years ago
The guy was drinking too much dumb tea.
socalvillaguy Premium Member over 2 years ago
I read that nowhere in the original Mother Goose stories was Humpty Dumpty ever described as an egg, yet that’s how he’s always portrayed.
Imagine over 2 years ago
I’m guessing Mark has cats.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well, we all knew he was suffering from catastrophic injuries.
One of the 12 monkeys over 2 years ago
will this be classed as BREAKING NEWS ?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 2 years ago
All time Best Seller on the Kitty Times List: All Things Are Prey
PaulAbbott2 over 2 years ago
Kitty will have egg all over her face soon
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
Part of this complete breakfast.
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I got tied up by several cats at my ankles this morning. Must be the bacon. They failed. We humans got the bacon.
spaceagesoul over 2 years ago
As is often pointed out, it’s never said that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.
uniquename over 2 years ago
Well, it was a cat-astrophe.
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
Humpty distracted by pussy.
John9 over 2 years ago
My loving wife got 2 kittens a few months before she died and they have been trying to “help” me join her since she then because the run in front of me and stop and they run down the steps and “hide” trying to trip me. They also jump down on me when I am in bed and seem to land in my groin area most of the time and that isn’t fun either.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Ha! That happens daily! It doesn’t fail…er….fall
Fantom Premium Member over 2 years ago
His so-called ’cat’astrophic injuries were self inflicted, you know, on ’purr’pose.
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
I think a cat “head-butted” him off the wall.
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Have a great Fall.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
And then dragged his remains over to the wall.
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nudge, nudge.
stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dumpty tripped him.
Gent over 2 years ago
Cat wanted to eats omelette.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 2 years ago
In my house that would be the dog.
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Humpty Dumpty tripped on a cat.
Humpty Dumpty fell with a splat.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men,
Had omelettes for breakfast, again and again.
thejanith Premium Member over 2 years ago
Love it! Absolutely priceless! Of course that’s what happened. Maybe.
wiatr over 2 years ago
The other night I had my left foot knocked out from under me whilst going up the stairs. One of the sisters came running out of the dark at the top of the stairs, bounced off my foot and continued on down. Fortunately I grabbed the railing and stayed upright.
over 2 years ago
This just cracked me up.