Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 26, 2022

Was the baby born with all the pirate accoutrements?

Not hard to figure out.

“What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?”

“ARR!”

“Ya might think it’s the “R” but really, it’s the “C”!

“How come a pirate can’t recite the alphabet?”

“Because he keeps getting lost at C.”

The one with the parrot p00p on his shoulder.

Shoulda saved this for 19 SEPT….

Mark, you should have given the baby an eye patch too.

Babies say: “Waaaa”, Parents say: “Awww”.

“Wooden you like to know”

my guess is that one.

LOL!

Baby gift…arrgyle blanket.

Love it! Thanks for the chuckle. Great way to start a day.

Did you hear about the newest pirate movie? It’s Rated ARRRR!!!!

That one tharrr.

Speak like a pirate day is September 19, I believe. Arrgh, me maties!