Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 20, 2023

An alimentary mistake.

That mistake can be rectified.

Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed.

Better signage would solve the problem!!!

I’m not touching this one.

Hmm… this situation entails considerable risk; circumspection is advised.

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Absolutely hilarious!!!

I mean, I’ve heard of coffee colonics…

No ifs, ands, or butts… There has got to be a better way to get your fiber!

Too fast! Slow down.

That’s going to be a crappy breakfast.

Cutting out the middleman

Wrong end!

lmao

‘wrong hole’ took on a ‘whole’ new meaning.

Evidently she had the wrong tail end sticking out.

Not breakfast in bed, but breakfast in somewhere …

Dang! This one actually made me laugh out loud.

Mark’s not normally this far Off the mark. Two butchered turtles.

He’s got two legs morphed together. She’s getting b’fast in her left, rear leg.

the rest of you you are just too susceptible to a suggestion.

If you can’t see @sses, you need glasses.

Are those hotcakes?

Did he order the Pu Pu Platter?

Holey H-E Double Hockey Stick!

Yesterday my office recruited me to help the network team do some rewiring. (Saturday to not impact the regular work). I was pushing a cable through an opening when the other guy said “wrong opening”. “The Office” fans know my response.

Very funny!

When I serve you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” would be nice. Not, “Who in thunder are you and how did you get in my house.”

I guess “putting it where the sun don’t shine” doesn’t apply here…