Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 10, 2023

At breakneck speed – turtleneck, that is.

Where’s Ninja Sloth when you need him.

Does he remember what he came into the room for?

Yeah, but it looks like he slowed down in the 4th panel.

But that is not now.

Give that turtle a coffee and he’ll break the space time continuum.

Just waits until he is teenage mutant Ninja.

Kicked that rabbits butt.

Torquetoise

Do turtles use litter boxes?

I once rescued a box turtle from the middle of the street. They can move pretty fast if they want to.

I love turtles with or without the slowies.

Could be an overactive thyroid.

I hope that’s nothing like the runs…

When I was a teenager, I turtle-sat for a friend of my mom’s. She was showing me around, what to give him, and such. She said I had to go out back and call “turtle-turtle-turtle!” in a high squeaky voice. I did. Nothing happened. She said to wait. I waited. Then, a turtle slooowwwly emerged from the turtle den. I thought that was so funny. You had to be really patient, but he came.

Zoomies are from excess energy. The poor little guy needs more 30-second walks.

He’s been around the room 10 times.

That little guy is haulin’ shell!