Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 04, 2023

Gnome more wrong turns.

3….. profit!

Yeah, get out of Garden Variety, pal.

You can’t go gnome again.

“NOME NOT.”

Driving a no matter where Yugo.

Gnome matter where you go…

They do have a point!

He took a wrong turn, and now he’s in gnome man’s land.

Okay. Alaska cop when I see one.

Sometimes, when you ask for directions, you need to spell it out.

Probably.

Gnome body knows where they’re going any more

Anybody remember “The Gnome Mobile”?

If that were in the city, they would be metro-gnomes.

Considering where Nome is located on the Alaskan Peninsula, I very much doubt you can drive there…

“I have an uncle in Alaska.”

“Nome?”

“Of course I know him.”

“I mean Nome in Alaska.”

“He’s my uncle, I’d know him anywhere.”

All roads lead to gnome.

There’s no place like…

Genome’s each one has all it’s genetic information inside the ceramic. ;>)

Gno worries!

Click your heels together three time and say, ’there’s no place like….

Wait until you get to gno me.

“These aren’t the gnomes you’re looking for”!

A rose by any other gnome would smell as sweet.