Yeah… that leaves a lot open to interpretation.
It’s the world’s oldest profession, but you don’t have the looks for it.
I thought there would be long lines out the door.
Surprised that doesn’t generate more business. Maybe if he put a pretty secretary in the window, instead??
He’s right next door to Sam ‘n’ Ella’s Chicken Palace.
With a sign like that, what else could he expect.
That’s okay. They got the massage.
Hey, there is a cute little dog :-)
Everyone looks so sad.
I laugh way too hard at this. I may need help.
Does he do deep body “touches”?
He should work with a mortician.
You probably should have.
If he became a seer, then the medium is the massage therapist.
BAh humbug you beat me to it.
It’s all in the marketing. “Get in touch with your inner self as I get in touch with your outer self.”
Maybe he should have gone with politician.
Cue The Doors: ♪ “Yeah. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Now touch me, baby.” ♪
Coincidence: check out today’s “Day by Dave” cartoon.
How about “Goose the Masseuse” … wait, on second thought
And I’m a professional touch-me worker. $5 to shake my hand. $20 to hug me. And $1,000 to…
Masseuse Without Borders.
It rubs people the wrong way.
Yeah you shouldn’t be so obvious.
Just think if this guy was a mortician…
Ya think?
His situation is quite touching. ( •◡-)
Chiropractor?
September 06, 2014
FreihEitner Premium Member 8 months ago
Yeah… that leaves a lot open to interpretation.
Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago
It’s the world’s oldest profession, but you don’t have the looks for it.
Imagine 8 months ago
I thought there would be long lines out the door.
enigmamz 8 months ago
Surprised that doesn’t generate more business. Maybe if he put a pretty secretary in the window, instead??
blunebottle 8 months ago
He’s right next door to Sam ‘n’ Ella’s Chicken Palace.
rekam Premium Member 8 months ago
With a sign like that, what else could he expect.
Gent 8 months ago
That’s okay. They got the massage.
silberdistel 8 months ago
Hey, there is a cute little dog :-)
walstib Premium Member 8 months ago
Everyone looks so sad.
blackman2732 8 months ago
I laugh way too hard at this. I may need help.
Doug K 8 months ago
Does he do deep body “touches”?
Mountain Meg 8 months ago
He should work with a mortician.
ladykat 8 months ago
You probably should have.
julie.mason1 Premium Member 8 months ago
If he became a seer, then the medium is the massage therapist.
Prawnclaw 8 months ago
BAh humbug you beat me to it.
dflak 8 months ago
It’s all in the marketing. “Get in touch with your inner self as I get in touch with your outer self.”
Bubba_Boo Premium Member 8 months ago
Maybe he should have gone with politician.
walstib Premium Member 8 months ago
Cue The Doors: ♪ “Yeah. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Now touch me, baby.” ♪
cmxx 8 months ago
Coincidence: check out today’s “Day by Dave” cartoon.
KEA 8 months ago
How about “Goose the Masseuse” … wait, on second thought
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 8 months ago
And I’m a professional touch-me worker. $5 to shake my hand. $20 to hug me. And $1,000 to…
Mike Baldwin creator 8 months ago
Masseuse Without Borders.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 8 months ago
It rubs people the wrong way.
cuzinron47 8 months ago
Yeah you shouldn’t be so obvious.
David Rickard Premium Member 8 months ago
Just think if this guy was a mortician…
MichiganMitten 8 months ago
Ya think?
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 8 months ago
His situation is quite touching. ( •◡-)
mistercatworks 8 months ago
Chiropractor?