Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 27, 2024

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    MichaelAxelFleming  11 months ago

    That bites.

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    enigmamz  11 months ago

    Well, it stings, anyway.

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    angelolady Premium Member 11 months ago

    She’s cute, though.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Her bite is worse than her bark.

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    JRobinson Premium Member 11 months ago

    “Yeah? Well, lucky for me you’re not unkickable…”

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    Gent  11 months ago

    Ah another rare talking doggie. Where is you get one?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member 11 months ago

    No, thank you. I can smell you just fine from here.

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    Darryl Heine  11 months ago

    Why unlovable?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  11 months ago

    That’s the kind of bite that the victim would have to believe in order for it to hurt. Your choice.

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    Ouch. That dog needs a muzzle even more than a leash.

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    zerotvus  11 months ago

    A woman asked my brother if his dog bites. “Well yes, he has teeth”……

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    ladykat  11 months ago

    Well, she hasn’t bitten anybody today…yet

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    kjnrun  11 months ago

    This is clever and cute.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    Ouch! Muzzle that dog! Far too passive aggressive!

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    Ed The Red Premium Member 11 months ago

    Sticks and stones may break your bones,

    But it’s words that really hurt.

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    bobpeters61  11 months ago

    Boy! She sounds like a real b****.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 11 months ago

    That is a beagle. They love everyone. This must be a real anomaly, but at least she is good at it.

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    Reminds me of a Peter Sellers Pink Panther scene…he walks into a hotel lobby, sees a dog, and asks the guy behind the desk “does your dog bite?” The guy says “no”. Sellers bends over to pet the dog, and it bites him. He says “I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite!” And the guy says…“that’s not my dog”

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