Off the Mark

Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 09, 2024

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    angelolady Premium Member 10 months ago

    Their expressions! :D

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    Yakety Sax  10 months ago

    Sure he didn’t find your vibrate setting?

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    SHIVA  10 months ago

    Must have almost drained his battery; time to plug it in!!!

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    kingdiamond69  10 months ago

    Also known as her 5 G spot.

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    danketaz Premium Member 10 months ago

    That got her up and roaring!

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    cracker65  10 months ago

    Full signal

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    Doug K  10 months ago

    Okay. Now for the Mute button.

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    Gent  10 months ago

    So now it time to goes for the charging port eh.

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    Vilyehm  10 months ago

    Kinky. One Apple, one Android.

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    The Reader Premium Member 10 months ago

    Quick, press mute!

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    Darryl Heine  10 months ago

    What volume button?

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 10 months ago

    YEE HAW

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    wongo  10 months ago

    And she found his screen shot!

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    Ohh, baby, ooh, baby, ooh.

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    Carol from CT  10 months ago

    Yeah baby…now if I could only find Mute….

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 10 months ago

    At least she’s not set to do not disturb.

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    sandflea  10 months ago

    Don’t stop. DON’T STOP.

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 10 months ago

    It’s not difficult!

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    oakie817  10 months ago

    whoa!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 10 months ago

    V spot.

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    Stephen Gilberg  10 months ago

    Not your usual phone sex.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  10 months ago

    Once she launched her browser, it made her .com and have a .org@sm.

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    Now she’ll never shut up. :)

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