Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 25, 2024

Enough with the platitudes.

yup⠄⠄⠄those are definitely veneers

Yup, it was quite a bill……..

Well dam!

He just stands there… smiling. Creeps me out!

MY child, the Duck-billed Platypus

A sad example sets for us:

From him we learn how Indecision

Of character provokes Derision.

This vacillating Thing, you see,

Could not decide which he would be,

Fish, Flesh, or Fowl, and chose all three.

The scientists were sorely vexed

To classify him; so perplexed

Their brains, that they, with Rage at bay,

Called him a horrid name one day,—

A name that baffles, frights and shocks us,

Ornithorhynchus Paradoxus.

— Oliver Herford

Michael Jackson, reincarnated

Me taught me taw a platypuddy tat.

Rhinoplasty-Platy

A no-billed platipus. Well, Tony did get the bill, but… lol, etc….

I think he made himself look like an idiot in front of all his platypus friends

Guess he thought size doesn’t matter..

And insurance covered it, so there’s no bill.

I thought I had a witty remark, but I realized it was just a platytude.

Tony is transitioning to a beaver.

Tony decided duck bills should only be on ducks.

Now for the contact lenses …

At least none of them are wearing a fedora. Must not be any big crime going on nearby.